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Blip Blog - January 2007

Being trapped in a Japanese Crocodile farm...

January 31st 2007 02:01
I was in Japan. I was chilling with my guide, a Japanese woman. I was speaking in Japanese to her, using actual Japanese. Even in my dream I was having some difficulty making sentences.
We were in a terrifying elevator, located on the outside of a building, going at ridiculous speeds, and made entirely out of fly screen.

Eventually we got off and went to a helicopter. For some reason I ended up having to jump out or something, and landed on a slim island. I then looked out and saw killer wales in the ocean. Then I saw the whale wrestling with something and realized I was in the middle of a Japanese crocodile farm. I was facing certain death as the crocodiles ran after me.


Luckily I was able to realize it was a dream in time to readjust the situation, and escape the crocodiles, as well as the missiles that were randomly being shot at me.
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The Genius of Lasse Gjertsen

January 29th 2007 03:06
You might have experianced this dude before on Cibby's site.



I can't get enough of him.

There is heaps more of his brilliance found by searching "Lasse Gjertsen" on www.youtube.com.
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Kiwi!

January 28th 2007 08:28
Most Beautiful Film Clip. Ever.



From Here.
Edit: Found this at the same time.



Here.
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Best Post 2006 (The Big One)

January 17th 2007 04:12
The post I'm going to award best post 2006 is one I'll admit I'd never even heard of until its nomination.

Oh and just so you know, there are a few naughty words coming. That might give you a hint.

The beautifully crafted language of the post, it's willingness to be controversial, to be offensive, to be intense, all make it worthy of recognition. Especially when the controversy of the piece is never waved in our face to upset or aggravate us. Rather, the writer is aware of the shock value of her piece, but has the skill and sense of mind not to have need to wave it in our faces, and depends on her skill and talent alone.

SO.

THE WINNER IS.

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AG with My Cunt My Cunt My Cunt.

I'll let you read that article yourself, but for now let me present you with the description AG gives of herself - a fantastic little bio, that I would imagine, says a lot about the girl herself.

i am ag. just a girl with a blog, rummaging through thoughts on people, places, food, style, ideas, film, literature. and here it is. eat french bread. that’s the best advice i have to offer.
- AG

I present you, AG - Best Post 06.
Winner
For standing above the rest


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You can view her Post HERE.
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Most Entertaining Post 2006

January 15th 2007 01:00
Described at least once as as “Quite possibly the funniest site on Orble”, Joe Bloggs knows how to entertain. His post BLOGGS DENIES ORBLE RIFT was immensely popular.
His secret is (aside from the stunning yet dramatically undersized latex pants) that unlike so many others, he doesn’t take things too seriously. He’s not here to wax lyrical on lost love, environmental problems, the presence of filth and depravity in literature, drug policy, blah blah blah bler. He’s here to deliver some hard hitting nonsense in true BLOGGS style.

JOE BLOGGS; I award to you,The Cheerful Blogger!

The Cheerful Blogger Award
The Cheerful Blogger Award


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Best Discussion 2006

January 12th 2007 02:49
Orble reached a fairly dramatic point in November '06. Two schools of thought were developing; one that Orble was a community who work together to read eachothers work, give advice and funtion as a small close knit community, the other that Orble was a place for people to come to via other sources, designed as a community that made it easier for everyone to co-operate towards gaining more viewers from outside the general Blogosphere. The bubble was ready to burst, and Katyzzz was the one with the pin.

Her post Why don't you respond to others by supporting them, visiting and commenting, when they have been good enough to support you? set of a ferocious clash of views, and an intence debate over the role of Orble. The post was barely the size of a good poem, but the page grew abnormally with a flurry of views


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Best Written Post 2006

January 9th 2007 07:21
And the Winner is, Norm's Thank God You're Here.

The brilliance of the post is very easy to overlook. One really has to really read through it a few times to let the incredible harshness of the piece sneak up on them. And let's face it - it's only the pure quality of the message being expressed that save it from being booed out of the town. If you read it properly you can see what he's saying - that there's some pathetic whining self-righteous twat holding the wheel and driving us all over the edge into a big puddle of arrogant opinion - and who is doing that? It's YOU dear blogger. It's you. It's your perceived specialness, you're apparent greatness that it messing us up


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Nothing

January 8th 2007 02:48
I dreamed of the sky, black with clouds. I was alone. It was windy, and dusty. There was nothing to do, and there never would be. The sky grew darker and darker, until the blackness was all that existed.
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