God turns to Paris....
May 24th 2007 06:57
Barely days after Paris Hilton was spotted purchasing a Holy Bible, God has been spotted reading a copy of 'Diary of an Heiress'.
When approached over the book, God laughed it off, claiming curiosity simply got the upper hand.
"It's something silly, something interesting. Plus, I like to know all my children, especially those who come back to me.
After the things I've seen... I mean people are really pissing me off at the moment. Wars, paedophilia, rape, misery... plus Isreal and Pakistan acting like spoiled brats and blaming me... I just need some time to relax, you know? Just some mindless entertainment."
God refused to comment further on Paris' future.
God further declined to answer questions about a Second Coming 'at this stage.'
When approached over the book, God laughed it off, claiming curiosity simply got the upper hand.
"It's something silly, something interesting. Plus, I like to know all my children, especially those who come back to me.
After the things I've seen... I mean people are really pissing me off at the moment. Wars, paedophilia, rape, misery... plus Isreal and Pakistan acting like spoiled brats and blaming me... I just need some time to relax, you know? Just some mindless entertainment."
God refused to comment further on Paris' future.
God further declined to answer questions about a Second Coming 'at this stage.'
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