Brenton
AhmedInvasion Day Posts
January 26th 2007 08:21
Some Australia Day Posts;
Mediated is a clever folk. How he got his hands on these secret documents is a mystery. Sort of. Or if you believe what you hear then he's very talented with lollipops if you know what I mean.
What I mean of course, is he trades lollies for documents.
Sick minded freaks.
Anyway, some fun facts have come along too, for dear old Oz. My favorite;
Australia, founded by convicts. The homicide rate is in Australia is 1.8 per 100,000 of population. The United States was founded by religious zealots. It's homicide rate is 6.3 per 100,000. Almost 400% greater than Australia.
You can see more of them Here.
And Daily History has a bit of Education for those of you who don't understand what it is, apart from a day to get drunk and listen to JJJ.
And for a bit of simplicity? Try this.
And let's never forget the great gift of the white man; Capitalism.
For a bit of Aussie discussion on the last 12 months, here's the place to have a chat.
OK... this is all getting me a bit down now... want something cheery? Well, for goodness sakes, don't talk to Damo. He's not real happy. And while David's brilliant, he's not seeming to chipper either.
In fact, I had a look through Orble and couldn't see anything singing Aussie praises, to end on a happy note.
So let's just say - this country has morons. ON'es who don't have guns. It has pollution. Which doesn't poison our water or crash our cars. It has rotten politicians. Who don't force us off to war. Who don't murder their opponents.
We do not live in a perfect country.
Nobody does.
But we live in a damn fine one. One with incredible natural sights. Beautiful people. Smart arses. Playschool. XXXX. Opportunity. JJJ. Jimmy Barnes. Molly Meldrum. Blue King Brown (and their hot singer). Alan Jones Left Testicle (who, unlike his owner, is ideal for interlectual conversation). ABC. SBS. Beaches. Bushes. Summer so hot, all the sexy people wear next to nothing. Immigrants. Bad Accents. Bogans. Relaxation. Political Incorrectness. Dick Smith.
How's that for an upside?
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At least now we know which country is short on latex.
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seriously, must have posted that when I was in one of those nerdy trances of super intelligence, I have no idea where that post came from, lest Dave 'borrowed' my account for a bit to show off how familiar he is with 'female anatomical terms'