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Best Post 2006

December 19th 2006 02:57
Because there's been a bit of internal debate in Orble over how to best help other bloggers gain more attention, I have here opened up nominations for the best post of 2006. Nominate a post by commenting and leaving a link here, or by PMing me. Winners will be announced in the New year.

Nominations can be from any Blog, anywhere, not just in Orble, so Livejournalers, Bloggerers, Deadjournalers, Myspacers, Michael Moore and Moby (if you're listening), come in and have a shot.

Remember, link to a specific Post not a general Blog.

Catorgories will include -

Best Overall

Best Discussion (In observance to comments as well as original post)
Best Written
Most Entertaining

UPDATE: WE HAVE 2006 WINNERS.

Best Overall
Best Discussion (In observance to comments as well as original post)
Best Written
Most Entertaining


So, get your Rumpus Largus into gear and Nominate!

Winner
The winner gets to crush their opponents forever!


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Comment by Cibbuano

December 19th 2006 05:01
I know bathroom humour is getting old, but this post is pretty damn funny.

And if we're taking Orble posts: Farting on Dates

- Failed Brazilian waxes



Comment by Ahmed

December 19th 2006 05:30
hmm, we need more categories

1) Most original
2) Biggest news revealed
3) Best blog not to have been in the top 20
4) Best blog that has been part of the top 20
5) Most improved blog over the period or a month (traffic wise, popularity wise, etc)

so on and so forth.

I nominate my blog for each and every one, woohoo

we can also have best member nominations, I vote myself again



Yeah...

Comment by Homer Joyce

December 19th 2006 05:40
Brenton,

Apart from any of mine (especially my treatises on my own humility designed to educate the ignorant about what true humility is and how I, myself, personally, the me who is me, puts humility into practice in such an exquisite and educational manner) *wicked smirk,

I would have to write:

Best Overall

I honestly think the woman who posted ‘My cunt, my cunt, my cunt post,’ by a country mile. Seriously, I thought that when I opened up that post, I expected to find something completely different inside, but it was one of the most amazing pieces of educational prose I have ever read in my life. It was the best exposition of that word I have ever read. That woman has a mind-and-a-half. Pity the post didn’t have any pics. I wanted to send that post to every sexist man that ever existed (after reading it properly myself). I’d go as far as to say that her post changed my opinion on a couple of things. There’s only one other woman I know who has been able to do that. To me, that was just educational brilliance. Writing excellence. Superb. Sublime writing skills. Such profundity of thought, expressed so succinctly. What a writer that woman is. I honestly thought it was going to be some sick post by some sick sexist bitch whingeing about man-hating like most of the bitches do. And fuck I hate sick shit, and sexism. But seriously. Best post. Most memorable. Best Written as well, easily. No wonder my pubic hair fetish has turned into a cunt fetish. I now know that there is only one way to use that word. And that to use that word is not wrong, unless it is used wrongly. I know now I can say you have a beautiful cunt to a woman, but not use that word disparagingly or degradingly. Best Post. Best Written.

Best Discussion (In observance to comments as well as original post).

Any bitchfight on Orble. Nothing like a good bit of literary bitch-slapping. People expressing their virtual hatred of virtual people they have only virtually met, in a virtual community, intense hatred that comes out on the page as virtually real, especially when you’re into subtext like I am. Too many to choose from. The ones on mindorgasms would take some beating. That David my David character? What a c … cocksucker.

Most Entertaining

Any or all of Bloggs’ blogs. I mean that in a non-gay way. I’m into women’s beautiful cunts and beautiful arseholes. Not men’s. Yet. Unless you keep writing like you do. * Wicked, lustful smirk at your pic. * Googling now. * Even more wicked, lustful smirk.

Homer …

Comment by Brenton

December 19th 2006 05:40
Mmmm.... Nah. I think I'll keep it as it is for now.

If I happen to get inundated with Nominations, I might add a few catorgories.

Tch tch, Ahmed, you have to nominate a POST not a Blog. What POST?

Oh and Homer, I'll try to find that Cunt post... Here it is And I'll consider THIS Bloggs post nominated.

Comment by Ahmed

December 19th 2006 05:43
oh right, yeah I'm just saying we can have categories for whole blogs too.

Right now though I kind of have cibby's man with no testicle thing in mind cos it still makes me lol when I see it 'dog with no testicles'

Comment by Mrs M

December 19th 2006 11:58
Woohoo! The inaugral Orble Blog Awards.

Well done. I'll come back.

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by DuskDevi

December 19th 2006 12:24
Best Overall:

I have to agree re the Cunt post...and every other post that AG writes....this woman is brilliant and balanced....she writes about anything and everything but always with clarity and a fresh take on conventional wisdom.

Best Written:
Far too many...maybe this needs to be split up by genre?

Most Entertaining:
katyzzz' Vote For Me post(s). All of them.







Comment by The Voices in my Head

December 19th 2006 15:47
Norm's Equal and Opposite blog, any post, all of the above. Great writer...

I will give this some more thought and come back.

Great idea, Brenton!

Voices~

Comment by Cibbuano

December 19th 2006 22:31
can I denominate my post? I can't believe a post that I wrote to fill up space got so controversial...


Comment by Brenton

December 20th 2006 00:03

Comment by Ahmed

December 20th 2006 01:28
No Cibby, you cann't denominate yourself, the best you can do is put yourself through some scandulous affair and be taken off the nominated lists because it would be an insult for us to consider you.

Comment by Lilla

December 20th 2006 02:36
....and the nominees so far are;

Best Womens Views - Ag

Best MS PaintArt - KATYZZZ

Best Current Affairs - JoeBloggs

Best Philosophy - Adrian

Best YouTube discoveries - Cibbuano

Best Poetry - Lily

We'll need Judges for TV, lifestyle and Movie Reviews and Best Erotic Writer sections because there are many nominees and a panel will have to decide... to make it fair...

...and to be fair, I thank you for your nomination of youknowwho, you knowwhere...just discovered it...thank you Brenton...

Lilla...

Comment by Brenton

December 20th 2006 07:55
And THIS Equal Opposite one can be too.

OF course Cibby can denominate, but please don't... it was a Grand discovery.

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