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Spam Reinterprated as Post Modern Spoken Word Piece

March 25th 2007 10:55
I received this piece of spam the other day. One of those ones where they fill it with gibberish to trick the filter into thinking it's not spam, to smuggle in a picture advert. I read the gibberish and thought wow - this is kinda fun, such a shame it's advertising how to make my penis larger. Thus, I have re-interpreted it as a postmodern Spoken Word Piece.

Listen to it here - you'll have to wait at least thirty seconds for my interpretive soundscape to make way for the words.


This is the original piece.

problem now and I had to force myself to take the time to think it CHAPTER 1 The day went on like that. Apparently forever. We crawled across the just as completely as you are. Tremearne and Madonette listened carefully to my report. He overed nomads. I am so grateful that I have prepared a little surprise for all of Horse-but no rider, I said. before we call in the medics. First is the most important question. because at that moment running footsteps sounded and a wild-eyed young It wasnt easy, but we finally worked all the details out of him. Now hear this. The expedition concerned was returning from their their bondage. You will find that Mata will be able to advise you on Im going to miss you, I said. Meaning it to be a calm statement and spiked helmet as everyone else whom we had seen here. The only I slung my pack to the ground, stretched largely, then dropped down
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Comment by Cibbuano

March 25th 2007 22:57
ah, spam can be so poetic... even romantic...

Comment by Brenton (can't be bothered logging in)

March 26th 2007 07:23
I found it to be

I have another one in my inbox, something about Viagra, waiting for the same treatment.

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